This Handheld Dyson Vacuum Is as Powerful as My Upright and Gets the Job Done in Half the Time

This Handheld Dyson Vacuum Is as Powerful as My Upright and Gets the Job Done in Half the Time

Britt Franklin

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Britt is a stargazer and sunrise-chaser with a collection of magic erasers, and a fascination with the fantastic. A storyteller at heart, she finds inspiration in all the small things, and can likely be found singing show tunes, catching up on K-dramas, or going on adventures to satiate her natural-born wanderlust. (Sometimes even all at the same time.) An all-around creative, Britt has worked in various facets with Scene Louisiana, The Nerd Machine, and The Daebak Company, Inc.

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This Dyson Vacuum Actually Makes Me Excited to Clean My Floors — And It’s on Major Sale Right Now

This Dyson Vacuum Actually Makes Me Excited to Clean My Floors — And It’s on Major Sale Right Now

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A good vacuum is the real MVP of any household. For many years, my MVPs were handheld and less than committed to their jobs. They all eventually coughed, spluttered and were put to rest at a local recycling center. Even then, I wasn’t ready to commit to a good-quality vacuum cleaner, consistently opting for models under $50 to tackle an 800-square-foot apartment. In normal conditions, I didn’t really get bothered by the weak suction power, poor battery life, smelly canister or the toll that using a tiny vacuum could take on my lower back. But it finally took being home 24/7 to make me ditch my mediocre vacuum for good and upgrade to a Dyson. I opted for the Dyson V8 Absolute, a more powerful version of the classic V7 models, yet more affordable and perfect for smaller spaces like mine. It’s been almost four months since I made the switch, and well…I have some thoughts. For starters, where has this been my entire life?

I truly regret all the money and years wasted on cheaper vacuums. Sure, a Dyson is a bit of an investment, but it’s definitely going to last more than a few months years. For a full-size vacuum, the V8 Absolute is surprisingly lightweight and easy to use. The design may be slim and sleek, but the incredibly powerful suction picks up everything from hairballs to extra-large dust bunnies to tiny specks of dirt to crumbs and slimy onion skin. It’s so slim that it can clean hard-to-reach areas like those tricky corners under cabinets and the tight quarters between the wall and refrigerator. Fun fact: I hadn’t tackled that space since moving in almost two years ago and found a graveyard of dried up chilis, curry leaves and other decaying food items. As I emptied the canister filled with nasties into the dustbin, I got that feeling of immense satisfaction and pride that only a deep-cleaning session can bring.

The Dyson V8 Absolute has several washable parts so I never have to worry about the smells of last night’s dinner lingering on my vacuum. It also comes with six handy tools that basically eliminate the need for any additional cleaning gear. There’s the Soft Cleaner Rolling Head that works on both hardwood floors and carpeted surfaces; the Crevice tool that’s good for tricky shelf corners and making sure crumbs don’t languish between couch cushions; the Mini Motorized tool that gives upholstered surfaces a deep clean and the Combination tool that reaches areas like vents and floor trims. But my favorite? The Mini Soft Dusting Brush that works like a microfiber cloth, picking up every speck of dust from surfaces, corners and cabinets.

There are several great Dyson models to choose from, but personally, I’m thrilled with my V8 Absolute. It’s so easy and, dare I say…fun, to use that sometimes I feel like my vacuum is taking me for a spree, rather than the other way around. The size is also perfect for my current living situation. It hardly takes up any storage space, and though it comes with a docking station, I just slide my tools and stick under the bed for fuss-free storage.

If you’re sick of so-so suction power and are ready to ease up your cleaning routine, I couldn’t recommend the Dyson V8 Absolute enough, especially since it’s $70 off right now. Additionally, you get an extra set of free tools that can keep your car dust, crumb and dirt free. An MVP with added perks? Now that’s the kind of player you want in your corner!

Now’s Your Chance to Get $50 Off One of Dyson’s Top-Rated Vacuums (but Only Through Saturday!)

Now’s Your Chance to Get $50 Off One of Dyson’s Top-Rated Vacuums (but Only Through Saturday!)

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Psst: Did you know that Dyson quietly refreshes its deals page regularly with new discounts? From lighting to air purifiers to (of course) vacuums, you never know what products might pop up on sale, which is why we always have our eye out for the best bargains to bring to your attention. And the deal right now is one you do not want to miss. Today through Saturday (July 31) only, you can score the Dyson Ball Multi Floor Origin vacuum cleaner in lovely Fuchsia for just $249.99 — that’s a $50 discount! — plus you’ll get free shipping. If your budget is all that’s been standing in your way of getting yourself the Dyson of your dreams, consider this the sign you’ve been waiting for.

A whopping 94 percent (!!) of reviewers report that they would recommend the Ball Multi Floor Origin to a friend… so what makes it so special? For starters, the ball design not only enables you to navigate furniture and corners with ease, it also lowers the vacuum’s center of gravity, thus increasing stability. (Did you ever think you’d see “vacuum” and “center of gravity” in the same sentence? Leave it to Dyson!) And while $250 is still on the pricey side for a vacuum, the Origin just does such a darn good job! “Seriously, the power of this vacuum is astonishing. In a small, high-traffic area — perhaps 4 square feet — we filled the Origin,” says one reviewer. “I can also say the carpet has never looked or felt (on bare feet) so good since we moved into the home and thoroughly vacuumed and shampooed it.”

That deep clean is due to the vacuum’s Radial Root Cyclone technology, which captures more microscopic dust than any other cyclone, and the whole-machine HEPA filtration that keeps allergens inside the machine where they belong — not back into the air. In one attention-grabbing review titled “Disgusting what it all picked up,” a user reports that they were “appalled at what it all picked up in just the first use,” which is always a good sign when it comes to vacuums.

In fact, the Origin even has the seal of approval from the Asthma and Allergy Foundation of America, so you can feel totally comfortable using it around people with breathing issues. And when it’s time for a new filter… well, it’s never time for a new filter! The one you have can be washed and reused over the entire lifetime of your vacuum. (Calculate that savings into your budget, too.)

Need a handheld hose? No prob! “Transitioning from hose to vac was quite easy,” says another reviewer. The hose and wand release in one smooth motion, so you can target specific areas of your home both high and low. It also comes with a combination cleaning tool for extra-hard-to-reach places, as well as an attachment specifically for stairs.

As another happy customer puts it, “This thing sucks in a good way … best vacuum cleaner on earth.” Couldn’t have said it any better myself. Get yours now before this deal is gone.

Buy: Dyson Ball Multi Floor Origin, $249.99 (normally $299.99)

Bed Bath & Beyond’s Vacuum Sale Has Major Savings on Dyson, iRobot, and Other Top Brands

Bed Bath & Beyond’s Vacuum Sale Has Major Savings on Dyson, iRobot, and Other Top Brands

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Here’s a riddle for you: Other than the weather, what’s one thing that changes with the seasons? The dirt and debris we track indoors, of course! Whether we’re cleaning up after pets, a party, or everyday life, our homes get extra foot traffic in the summer, so it’s essential to have the right equipment to tackle cleaning with ease. Luckily, Bed Bath & Beyond just announced their huge floor care sale, which includes picks from popular brands like Shark, Dyson, and iRobot. If you’ve been waiting for the right time to upgrade your old vacuum, or if you want to invest in a gadget that will do the cleaning for you (hello, Roomba!), this is your chance. No matter what your living space or mess looks like, you’ll find something to clean it at Bed Bath & Beyond right now. We’ve linked to a few of our favorite picks below, and you can shop the full sale here.

Vanessa Spilios

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Vanessa received her culinary training at Boston U. and has a background in housewares product development & marketing. When not testing appliances or developing recipes, she spends her time drawing and tending to her small but mighty porch garden.